I’m bored of the ‘Amazing’ Spiderman.. We need more of this guy!

My best friend realized he lost his ID when we returned from vacation, Faith in humanity restored.

Damn that man.

My fiancée doesn’t understand why I refuse to replace the burnt out light bulb.

This coffee stain was happy to see me

You don’t say

Do as the sign says!

My sister sent me this pug pic that I thought you guys might enjoy

What are you doing?

Your Procreation Pleases Me.